mishasminions:

CAS: *lifts pawn* I once was one of these. Just a foot soldier, expendable *le sigh*
DEAN: Cas, just set it down on the square
CAS: Aren’t we all just “set down on squares”
DEAN: What?
CAS: *moves pawn five squares forward*
DEAN: Cas, you can’t do that. Pawns can only move one square at a time—unless of course it’s the first time you’re using it, in which case you can move two—
CAS: You sound just like my superiors, Dean *le sad panda*
DEAN: Can we just play the game? You can’t move five squares
CAS: Yes I can. I have wings.
DEAN: But the pawn doesn’t
CAS: Yes it does! I am the pawn

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